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1. PEACE GARDENS – Hey North Dakota… you’re the “Peace Garden” state, right? Well what a coincidence…  we love both peace and gardens! What’s not to love!? For this website the advice of the show in 1999 is personally an agency. Carlton fisk to the hall of fame. How To Get Microsoft Office For FreeAs a matter of fact, we’ve got peace gardens up the wazoo here! There’s the peaceful Lake Shrine in Brentwood (Did you ever have Elvis Presley practicing his karate kicks and football passes in *your* peace gardens? Didn’t think so. We did!). There’s also The Peace Awareness Labyrinth Gardens located just 4 miles from Downtown where you can improve your chi by walking around in circles. Hell, we’re so into peace gardens that even the LAPD’s Training Center has one! (Just ignore the sounds of firing range gunshots while meditating. Ahhh, the zen of irony.)
2. FOOD – Seems folks in North Dakota are partial to German and Norwegian food. Okay well, I can’t say it’s our specialty but we can roll with it. We’ve been patiently waiting for a 7,000 square foot bierhall to open Downtown… but otherwise we’ve got Brats Brothers, Shreiner’s Fine Sausages, and Wurstküche. If you’re craving Swiss food there’s Chalet Edelweiss. And Duna-Csárdá is convenient if you’re in a Habsburg Dynasty kinda mood. For ausgezeichnet ambiance, we can even fill up the gas tank and polka over to the Jägerhaus in Anaheim, Old World in Huntington Beach or Alpine Village in Torrance. As for Norwegian food, there’s more than just Ikea. Due to supply and demand we don’t have the wide selection you do, but we’ve got Olsen’s Scandinavian Deli, AP Petite and the annual Sons of Norway Lutefisk and Meatball dinner! (All of that said, I’m still in mourning for the Old Vienna Strudel Company in Century City. If they were still around you’d probably like us more. So would I.)
3. SPORTS – We’re not much for big game hunting, I’ll give you that. Sportsmen here are more likely to shoot at paper targets than wild animals. As for fishing I know it’s not what you’re used to but we do have a fishing pond and various streams and rivers within driving distance. Plus if you’ll be friends with us, we’ll let you come over and play in our ocean. You don’t have one of those, do you? There are LOTS of fish in the ocean. BIG ones.
4. INDIAN HERITAGE – According to the world wide web, Dakotans are also really fond of Indian heritage. Okay, so we’ve got some cool museums and a lot of casinos but unfortunately our Pow Wow scene is kind of sucky compared to yours. Actually, our big Pow Wow didn’t even happen this year because of the economy.  But on the other hand, Indian sweat lodges are kinda trendy, especially with our correctional facility inmates in Chino and San Quentin. Apparently Native American rituals keep our violent prisoners from wanting to shiv each other! Good to know, eh?
5. MILK – Your state drink is MILK? How admirably wholesome! Admittedly, we don’t have a state drink. I firmly believe this is because Southern California and Northern California vehemently disagreed on whether it should be tequila and orange juice or a heady red wine with the appropriate amount of tannins. But I digress. Broguiere’s freshly bottled milk may be more expensive than most, but it’s worth every single penny. Especially their Christmas egg nog, which will turn ANYONE into an egg nog lover.
6. DANCING – North Dakota’s state dance is the square dance? No kidding! That’s our official folk dance too! It looks like California’s overall state dance is West Coast Swing though, which does have roots in country music if you know where to look. Leastwise it doesn’t mean we don’t enjoy a nice dosado now and then. We definitely do! Honestly, I think some of us are just a little afraid of  being seen in square dance outfits in public more than anything. Y’all look like you’re having fun Riverdancing it up, but those skirts are kinda ridiculous. We still want to be your friends though… please don’t hold it against us. We’re insecure, that’s all. You just rock the gingham better than we do, North Dakota.